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Fri Nov 20, 2009, 5:26 PM
  • Mood: Amused
  • Listening to: my fan lol
  • Watching: a video of my brother being an idiot gsdgd
oh god this needs to be done sorry for another meme guys
ALSO KIRIBAN'S GETTING PRETTY CLOSE SO CATCH IT PLEASE I don't wanna catch it myself again I will be pissed if I do
so yeah kiriban @ 25,000 and I'll draw you something~
it can be a human or animal character it doesn't matter to meee
IT'LL MOST LIKELY BE FULL BODIED TOO or at least it'll be almost there haha



what colour/kind of socks are you wearing?


[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[ ] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky~
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[x] Other = hot
[ ] White = sexy
[ ] None = delicious

What kind of bottom half are you wearing?

[ ] Shorts = cutie
[ ] Skirt/skort = skank
[ ] Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[ ] Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ] Ripped jeans = emo
[ ] Cammo = cage fighter
[ ] Jeans = Prep
[ ] Cargo = clown
[ ] Sweats = athlete
[ ] Boxers = brat
[ ] Booty shorts = female
[ ] Capris = Gangster
[ ] Nothing = hoe
[ ] Dickies = weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[x] Skinny jeans = beast (well they're skinnier than what I usually wear gdhgf)
[ ] Other = sex addict


What is your natural hair color?

[ ] Auburn = that everyone wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde = with a broken heart
[ ] Black = with a sexy smile
[x] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] Red = that likes to be fun
[ ] Brown = who loves to be different
[ ] Dirty blonde = with sexy eyes
[ ] Bald = with herpes
[ ] Other = with a nice ass


Pick the month you were born on:

[x] 1 = who ate
[ ] 2 = who needed
[ ] 3 = who killed
[ ] 4 = who shot
[ ] 5 = who killed
[ ] 6 = who smoked with
[ ] 7 = who farted on
[ ] 8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ] 10 = who cuddled with
[ ] 11 = who slept with
[ ] 12 = who ran naked with


Pick the day you were born on:

[ ] 01 = the kool-aid man
[ ] 02 = a dog
[ ] 03 = a shoe
[ ] 04 = a toothbrush
[ ] 05 = Santa Claus
[ ] 06 = The Trojan man
[ ] 07 = Barney the dinosaur
[ ] 08 = a prostitute
[ ] 09 = a porn star
[ ] 10 = a bag of weed
[ ] 11 = a lover
[ ] 12 = a glass of milk
[ ] 13 = a horse
[ ] 14 = a lesbian
[ ] 15 = a stripper
[ ] 16 = a pickle
[ ] 17 = a jew
[ ] 18 = a homo
[ ] 19 = an orange
[ ] 20 = a dildo
[ ] 21 = a homeless guy
[ ] 22 = a whore
[ ] 23 = my crush
[x] 24 = an easter egg
[ ] 25 = a jar of honey
[ ] 26 = a condom
[ ] 27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ] 28 = a french fry
[ ] 29 = Micheal Jackson
[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ] 31 = YOUR MOM


Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing:

[ ] White = because I love marijuana
[ ] Black = because I'm sexy as hell
[ ] Pink = because the voices told me to
[ ] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[x] Red = because I'm a pimp and you're jealous (red and black hoodie haha but it's mostly red I guess idk)
[ ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ] Purple = because I'm gay
[ ] Gray = because I got dared
[ ] Other = because that's how I roll
[ ] Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ] Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ] Brown = because I had to

So I'm a: Hot beast with a hot boyfriend who ate an easter egg because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.


YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS

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I bet you can't even SEE that heart there without your glasses on you stupid butt

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Southern New Jersey
  • Favourite band or musician: Owl City, Ludo, Green Day, Death Cab For Cutie, Fall Out Boy, and OTHERS!!!!!!!!!!1
  • MP3 player of choice: Nanochromatic lolderp
  • Skin of choice: The one that I have with the freckles. Yeah that one
  • Favourite game: Ace Attorney, Team Fortress 2, Animal Crossing, Professor Layton and yadda yadda yeah
  • Favourite gaming platform: DS/GAMEBOY ADVANCED/SP/WHATEVER, WII/GAMECUBE, PS2 AND MY BROTHER'S 360
  • Personal Quote: "I would've made it too, if it weren't for your meddling breasts"
  • Tools of the Trade: anything that comes in handy~

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Comments


:iconsweepshire:
WHY AREN'T I WATCHING YOU SDGSG
:iconsup-bro:
thanks for the watch! :iconrlyplz: nice to meet you

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...Like a cornish game hen!
:iconmoo-sers:
Nice to meet you too! Thanks for the watch back lol cB

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"When my sixth-grade teacher made the mistake of asking the class the moral of the story, my best friend... answered pertly: 'If you're going to butcher somebody, don't bury the pieces under your floor.'"
:iconpowflip:
Thanks for the watch!
:iconcrazyelricobsession:
thanks for the fav! C:

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Its simple. Kill the Batman.
:iconmachu:
Thanks for the recent favourites. How are you? :)
Oh I wish I could catch that kiriban :D

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View my latest animated movie Puupuu's Amazing Boots here - [link] :star:
:iconblaze-y:
:+fav: IS GOOD. THANK YOU. ^_^

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PIESHIPPING!<3
"Like the sharpie on my arm, our memories are being washed away by the brand of soap called life" - Hawky [Ww]
:iconguitfiddle:
Thanks for faving.. love your 'cam...
:iconmoo-sers:
No problem! lol I like it too.
I've had it for a while now though I'm thinking of changing it..

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"When my sixth-grade teacher made the mistake of asking the class the moral of the story, my best friend... answered pertly: 'If you're going to butcher somebody, don't bury the pieces under your floor.'"
:icontoasteh-toast:
DON'T




PLEASE

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desu

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